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Sean is the boss of the label, he enjoys public masturbation, insulting various plebeians and long walks in the park while leashed to a Dominatrix.
Other hobbies and interests include moaning about Jarrod for not doing his bidding 24/7 and forever being involved with manic life altering events that seem terribly unrealistic but sadly oh so very real.
The DJ Producer
Producer is the best looking man in Bath, he likes to disrobe in the mirror and dance exotically to terrible World culture music, often while applying an abundance of instant tan lotion.
DJ Hidden
The artist known as DJ Hidden is the most infamous train robber in Western Europe; sometimes he makes beats but mostly he liberates gold.
Paulblackout
Heavy Metal overlord Paulblackout is not spelled "Paul Blackout" and yes KSHEEPV005 was meant to sound like that, so kindly shove your faggy gaybass records up your arse in disgust.
The Enemy
One third of Evol Intent, The Enemy is one of the most amusing stand up comics in American history, at Hollywood meet & greets he enjoys kicking Robin Williams in balls for making shitty feel good Disney movies.
Kid Kryptic
Is allergic to Milk.
Numek
Is not allergic to Milk and often partakes in hearty pastries.
Throttler
Throttler once challenged a midget to a knife fight, now Throttler shares the same height affliction with the lower limbs sadly chopped off.
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